I wish I was kidding.
Sister, your Mikimotos, Ray Bans and Burberry headband aren't going to make the rest of this disaster any more promising. Trade the running shorts for some Hudsons and we'll be okay. The
Someone please tell me this isn't still happening. I don't understand it to begin with, but I'm just hoping against hope that this trashy phase has ended. By no means am I saying a girl needs to priss up for class, but for the love, please just get dressed. Wear your Tempos with RUNNING SHOES. Wear your Uggs with jeans. You got into college, surely you can figure this formula out too. Your parents pay an obscene amount of money for you to play here, stop dressing like a disgusting slob.