I know I basically implied that you wouldn't be privy to anymore "Shit (insert demographic here) Says" vids, but what can I say? I lied to you.
The best lines revolve around the Papyrus font, gum-smacking, and Nickelback.
Oh, and also, the "touch the screen." I am super OCD about greasy fingerprints NOT being visible anywhere, so I definitely identify with this one.
See also: this one. Created by the same guys who brought you the previous goodness.
I laughed so hard, I almost threw up my Which Wich.